32 Signs You Are a Questie

14 Oct

1. You’ve experienced inappropriate comments

2. You’ve been locked inside the classroom without a key to get outphoto

3. You’ve racked up a ridiculous bill at coaches

4. You know the quest 15 is real

5. You’ve come to work hungover


6. You have wrecked your car after a work event

7. You know the fish philosophy by heart in the right order (though no true order exist)

8. You’ve caught yourself laughing at IRA jokes

9. You know what Steak day means

10. Your hands are covered in paper cuts from year end statement mailouts

11. Your significant other is sick of hearing about work

12. You thought 60 hours a week was a regular work week.


13. Fright night success is rated by hangovers the next day


14. You stay away from Nathan when he is sick and/or hungry


15. You don’t ask Quincy questions because you will get so much more than what you asked for (but never get the answer)


16. You know Amanda is queen B


17. Transactions doesn’t function unless the refrigerator is fully loaded with redbulls (sugar free is a plus)


18. You will go days without an access card because you know you will have to face Amber if you admit you lost yours

19. Sams run means stock your desk drawer


20. You’ve been told to take something off your Facebook/Instagram/LinkedIn

21. You have no idea how our health benefits work

22. You are sick of transfer/rollover training


23. You negotiate favors based on who will complete your compliance

24. Popeyes opening next to the office just means quest 15 will now be quest 30

25. The guys at discount tire know you by your first name

26. You’ve heard about the man in the brown shoes

27. Days off are Urban Legends you tell your grandchildren about


28. You can’t remember a time when Bri wasn’t pregnant

29. Staff when getting kicked out of TNET


But the auditors face:


30. And calling sick the day after a holiday is a mortal sin :)

31. IT guy is also the AC repair/Picture hanger/ muscles/ Fixer/ Handyman


32. But despite the drama and the problems, you are proud to call yourself a QUESTIE!

One Response to “32 Signs You Are a Questie”

  1. SD IRA TODAY October 15, 2013 at 11:39 am #

    This is hilarious

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